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One of the main reasons why I’m keeping this blog is so I could immortalize on the internet the crack that is Jimmy Kim’s… brain. Seriously, if you think our bickering on our Krimmy videos is WTF-ish and funny, you should see us when no one’s looking around. It’s exponentially crazier! Anyhoo, here are just some of the infamous quotes from my boyfriend. I honestly wish this was just fiction.

1. “That’s my friend! He’s my friend, too! Oh there, Eli! He’s my favorite!” – while watching the performance of UKiss at SMX.

2. “I gave you magic! I made your standards low. So then I became your boyfriend…” when I was asking him why the heck am I with him.

3. “What is wrong with hair of the dog?? It looks like tasty bread!!” – after watching this. I don’t know where he gets his ideas for sentence construction, really.

4. “Let’s have Krimmy TV! Like 2ne1, Hyori… And I can take your video the whole day!”because he’s such a 2NE1 Tv fanboy!

5. Me: Na babo ya? (Am I stupid?)
JK: Ne! (Yes!)
Me: Bebe, cum laude imnida. I’m smart. (I’m cum laude)
JK: Tch. I’m Korean.

^ Seriously WTF and racisttttt!!!!! fuuuuuuu!!!!

6. “Marse, si Kring ay merling charotera pik pak pakak boom ganuuuun!” – gay lingo is… gay.

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