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Everyone in the country knows who Miriam Quiambao is. Aside from the fact that she was crowned 1st runner up at the 1999 Miss Universe competition, she’ also a host and an endorser, not to mention, one of the most elegant women in the industry. If you’ve been living here in the past 10 years, you would know who she is. Well, maybe not if you’re Korean… much more if you don’t watch local TV.

And so that’s the premise of this post. Earlier today, we shot a Krimmy Couple video blog to celebrate our first “couple run” and somewhere during our “spiels”, Miriam Quiambao was mentioned (topic was about which is better, North or South and Ms. Quiambao’s from Lagro, bitch. 5 minutes away from my house). And Jimmy was like… “WHO’S THAT???” And I was like “HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HER???”

Fast forward to about 30 minutes later, after our run, while we were at the Media tent.

Jimmy: Wow! Jagi (자기 – sweetheart/honey)… who’s that ippeo (이뻐 – pretty)? Is she a celebrity? *points at a woman*
Kring: Where? OMGGGGGG!!! That’s Miriam Quiambao WTFFF. O___o
Jimmy: Who?
Kring: I was just talking about her while we were shooting!!! The Miss Universe from Lagro and UST!!!!

Dear destiny, you have pwned us.

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Okay so I haven’t blogged here in a while. Apologies, my friends… I was busy with uhm, hmm… err… I dunno. I’m not exactly busy. I just didn’t have anything to write about until now. Anyway, Jimmy’s back in Manila after being a prisoner in Lipa for two months. However, it’s not like it makes any difference. He gave up his condo in Taft already and now stays with his dad in…. BF Paranaque. Have I mentioned before that I’m from Fairview-Novaliches? And that that means we’re technically in a long-distance relationship? Yes, bitches. His house is 3 hours away from mine. FUCK OUR LIVES INDEED.

Anyway, that’s not the point of this entry. You see, more than a week ago, the boyfriend bought an iPad and over the last couple of days, I got a chance to play the games such as Cut The Rope, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja and of course, Plants vs. Zombies. AND NOW I’m ADDICTED TO THOSE GAMES!!!! Grrrr… Sparttaaaaaa!!!!!!

You get addicted to this shit enough, you turn into a zombie your self. My photoshop skills pwns your face.

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One of the main reasons why I’m keeping this blog is so I could immortalize on the internet the crack that is Jimmy Kim’s… brain. Seriously, if you think our bickering on our Krimmy videos is WTF-ish and funny, you should see us when no one’s looking around. It’s exponentially crazier! Anyhoo, here are just some of the infamous quotes from my boyfriend. I honestly wish this was just fiction.

1. “That’s my friend! He’s my friend, too! Oh there, Eli! He’s my favorite!” – while watching the performance of UKiss at SMX.

2. “I gave you magic! I made your standards low. So then I became your boyfriend…” when I was asking him why the heck am I with him.

3. “What is wrong with hair of the dog?? It looks like tasty bread!!” – after watching this. I don’t know where he gets his ideas for sentence construction, really.

4. “Let’s have Krimmy TV! Like 2ne1, Hyori… And I can take your video the whole day!”because he’s such a 2NE1 Tv fanboy!

5. Me: Na babo ya? (Am I stupid?)
JK: Ne! (Yes!)
Me: Bebe, cum laude imnida. I’m smart. (I’m cum laude)
JK: Tch. I’m Korean.

^ Seriously WTF and racisttttt!!!!! fuuuuuuu!!!!

6. “Marse, si Kring ay merling charotera pik pak pakak boom ganuuuun!” – gay lingo is… gay.

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Have a Krimmy Christmas!

And because this is the first time in my life that I’m celebrating Christmas as a non-single person, the Korean boyfriend and I made a video greeting for everyone because just writing a message is kinda boring… *yawns*

You better watch out, you better not cry. SANTA CRUZ IS COMING TO TOWN… My namchin keeps on pwning your soul with his English, doesn’t he?

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New Krimmy video, y’all! To celebrate our 7 months together! How the heck did we last more than half a year?! Anyway, we shot this in Bohol yesterday and Bohol is like one of my most favorite places in the Philippines and we were on a 4-day vacation there with my family. ^__^

So basically, it’s all about animal sounds. I’m not even gonna do much of an intro because this is a videoblog for a reason. Let the video tell you the rest… Hahaha! Enjoy. AND BITCH, BTW, THIS IS ON HD BECAUSE NOKIA N8 IS AWESOME.

Please don’t mind the date on the video. -_- It says Nov 2011 because I’m an idiot kthnxbi.

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LOL. Not really. The kid’s too young for me BUT OMG is he cute or what! I have never completely watched a single PBB episode in my life and didn’t know about him until the Big 4. Thank God for Youtube videos because holy crap, this boy is a dork! Super cute! He’s a Candy cutie, afterall. Haha!

And yes, he left yours truly a personal message!!! Hahaha! Not THAT personal but you know what I mean. Made me like him more! Heard he’s from La Salle, too! HE SHOULD MEET MY BOYFRIEND, THEN!!!

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You want crack and WTF? No need to look far. I PRESENT TO YOU…

Flippish.com’s INCEPTION PARODY starring THE KRIMMY COUPLE, aptly titled, KRINGCEPTION. Oh my gawd. I swear this is super lulz and sabaw. I dunno why the hell did I even make this hahaha. But it’s the boyfriend’s acting debut and his name is Rain here so YOU GOTTA WATCH IT! ^__^


Subtitles are necessary, though he was speaking in “English”.

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