One of the main reasons why I’m keeping this blog is so I could immortalize on the internet the crack that is Jimmy Kim’s… brain. Seriously, if you think our bickering on our Krimmy videos is WTF-ish and funny, you should see us when no one’s looking around. It’s exponentially crazier! Anyhoo, here are just some of the infamous quotes from my boyfriend. I honestly wish this was just fiction.
1. “That’s my friend! He’s my friend, too! Oh there, Eli! He’s my favorite!” – while watching the performance of UKiss at SMX.
2. “I gave you magic! I made your standards low. So then I became your boyfriend…” – when I was asking him why the heck am I with him.
3. “What is wrong with hair of the dog?? It looks like tasty bread!!” – after watching this. I don’t know where he gets his ideas for sentence construction, really.
4. “Let’s have Krimmy TV! Like 2ne1, Hyori… And I can take your video the whole day!” – because he’s such a 2NE1 Tv fanboy!
5. Me: Na babo ya? (Am I stupid?)
JK: Ne! (Yes!)
Me: Bebe, cum laude imnida. I’m smart. (I’m cum laude)
JK: Tch. I’m Korean.
^ Seriously WTF and racisttttt!!!!! fuuuuuuu!!!!
6. “Marse, si Kring ay merling charotera pik pak pakak boom ganuuuun!” – gay lingo is… gay.
7. “iTouch 4G VS iPad…. or Saving for DIAMOND RING! :))” – because contrary to popular belief, I’m high-maintenance.
8. “Bebe, I’ve lost weight already. By the end of this, I’m gonna be the Filipino Rain” – on the physical demands of his work
9. “Pasalubong ah!” – during my solo trip to Korea.
10. “You should have visited me here! Bangs Garcia visited me last night! I gave her a hug!” – her comment to Chrina on Facebook. Dear gawd, HE TOTALLY FANBOYS BANGS!!!
11. “So, where did you have your plastic surgery?” – upon seeing my old passport photo.
12. “hi. im a boyfriend of kring elenzano po!” – an random SMS that I received on a random day.
13. “But your character is combination of Monica and Phoebe in Friends!” – and I was like ugh… why must you be on drugs???
14. “Am I alive or WHAT???? I am a PKW (Provincial Korean Worker)” – because his work is outside of Manila.
15. “OMG! I ate something earlier that’s as gross as balut. You know one-day old? Eeeep! Issanghae!!!” – channeling his inner Gangnam boy. Pfft.
and this just… this is the weenor!
16. “I used to look like a really good looking Japanese guy but I didn’t like it. I wanted to live normally so I changed my face.”
Dear lord I love my boyfriend so much!!!!
Jimmy Kim is EPIC! Hahahaha XD
Can’t wait to see a part II of this! Lol~
Oh, and can I please be his friend too?? Eli is like the ultimate love of my life right now. LOL!
Krimmy Couple forever FTW! XD
Can you be his friend? You gotta ask him personally, dear! Hahaha. And I bet my 100$ Eli doesn’t even remember him anymore.
THANKS!!
You guys are great ! Stay together and spread the awesomeness of Korea & the Philippines ! Woot! 🙂
Thanks, Mr. jaydj ^^
My goal now is for the Krimmy Couple to be spokespersons for the Fil-Kor community. WIN!
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I strongly believe that what he said is all true!!!!
You are so lucky!!! :))
WHY MUST YOU BE SO 4D???
Also, Jimmy Kim won the lottery by becoming my boyfriend. Kthnxbi. Hahahaha!
ate kring~~~!!!!!
aylaykits!!!! nice quotes from the namjachingu!!
i hope you guys should stay forever!!
kasal na!!! 😀 😀
Hahaha! Let’s see! Crossing our fingers! We’re just enjoying what we have for now. 😉
ate kring, sobrang natawa ko sa number 9. haha! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay LOVE nga naman oh! 😀
IKR? He actually said that. Like… in Tagalog lulz. ^^
“Marse, si Kring ay merling charotera pik pak pakak boom ganuuuun!”
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this, seriously?? *imagines jimmy saying it*
hahaha
his lines are just…ROFL. :))
epic jimmy. epic kring.
awesome krimmy couple!
more love for the 2 of you!
Thank you thank you!!!!
I even got him saying that ON VIDEO. Hahahahaha!
And awwww… fighting!
OMG FTW!!
*_*
ROFL UNNIE I REALLY THINK YOU COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER~ ❤
/fangirls haha ^^
BENTAAA
❤ KRIMMY JJANG!
Hahaha thanks, Mish! Nakahanap ako ng katapat!
I wonder if other Koryan guys are like him. My female Koryan friends say he’s like one in a million lulz.
Jimmy Kim will always be EPIC. ❤
Hahahahah! FOR SURE!
I want to hear Kuya Jimmy speak gay lingo, a Krimmy video will do ;]
DONE DEAL. Thanks for the new idea! ^^
hahaha ! nakakatuwa to 🙂 nice
He’s so randooom!!!
He loves 2ne1!!! HIGH FIVE OPPA!!! 😀
Kring!!!!!!!! OMG may boyfriend ka na, winner!!! friends tayo dati sa LJ (dunno if you still remember) at nawala ko ata link ng bagong blog mo. ngayon ko lang ulit nahanap and wala lang, so happy for you! 🙂 panalo yung quote #11 haha. stay in love!
OHALLO THERE!!! Thank you!! Hahaha, yes I have a boyfriend na! 😉
Also, you can check out my other blog, funnysexy.ph!